Seriously? And Halloween Pictures

I have a rant. A serious one that started building years ago. There is this teacher at the boys' school that makes me crazy.  She isn't a classroom teacher but teaches a couple of subjects to give the classroom teacher prep time.  Jack had her in grade 3 and low and behold, here she is again now that Kamden is in grade 3.

I was utterly elated when Kamden came home in September with the news.

And last week, he brought home is first grade from her.  Smoke may have come out of my ears as I saw the same ridiculous grading she used 3 years ago with Jack.

The subject is health, more specifically the four food groups.  To demonstrate their knowledge of the unit, they had to prepare a poster and draw meals for each of breakfast, lunch and supper.

Kamden's comment and I quote word for word was: "She gave me a horrible mark!"

The first two categories are Graphics and Use of Time in Class.

Let me go though each in detail because are you kidding me?

"Graphics are in focus and easily viewed from 6ft away" is worth 4 out of 16 of the available marks.  That's 25%.

Let's ponder this for a second considering two things.  This is health.  HEALTH.  Not art, not media relations, not graphic design but health.

And they are in grade 3.

In no way does this evaluate their knowledge of the topic at hand.

And the second one, use of class time.  This is important but is part of an area in each report card where the student is assessed on the term as a whole, not on one specific project.

I don't think I need to say it but how in the name of Pete does this evaluate the students knowledge of this particular topic? 

Right, it doesn't.

By my estimation, the first 50% of the grade is completely irrelevant to the purpose of the project. 

Excellent. 

Let's move on to the other 50% of the grade, shall we?

"Required Elements" is up next. This one might actually be a fair assessment but let's not hold our breath.  The poster needs to include required elements.  Not that she indicates what those are.  For all we know, one of them was to draw a broccoli floret like Picasso.

 

I am going to assume that was the one element Kamden missed and call it a day.

 

Next up is "Attractiveness".  This one doesn't have a hope in being relevant for a health project.  So Kamden lost 2 marks because the poster was, in her opinion, "a bit messy".  At least it was still attractive, I mean thank goodness for that.

 

I don't want to sound like a broken record but THAT DOESN'T EVALUATE THEIR KNOWLEDGE.

 

To summarize, at best 4 of the 16 marks were relevant. 

 

This is exactly the same crap we saw with each project Jack brought home from this teacher. I never bothered to discuss the issues with her for two reasons.  One, it's health.  In the grand scheme of things, it's not a critical subject.  And two, I have a feeling it would be futile.  I leave the above discussion as Exhibit A.

 

Now that I got that off my chest, here are the obligatory Halloween snaps for the Grandparents.

 



 

Mario with his two pumpkins.  He designed and drew them, I carved.  I love love love.

 

 

And Captain Rex of The Clone Wars fame with his two.  The one on the left is his trademark face - going on 3 years I think.  The other is MineCraft themed.  Love love love.  This is the first year Jack both drew and carved his own.  He's growing up.

 

Marioooooo!

 

 Hope you had a happy Halloween free from teachers who clearly wish they taught at a post secondary art school.

Better Late than Never?

Wait, don't answer that.

I know, I know, there is a time limit on Halloween posts and I've missed it. Trust me, it could be worse, I could do NaBlaBitMyFa. Imagine the posts you would get then. A picture of a wall tack is probably the most creative post I would come up. Consider yourself lucky that instead you get this image of the pre-carved pumpkins.

Yes, that is my husband, ladies and gents. He is 100% man. Enough said. I also have a picture of my girlfriend holding them with her husband but a) it's blurry and b) I like her so I won't post it. Aren't I nice to mention it though? Just working hard on being a good friend.

Jack aka Optimus chose the same pattern as last year. It's a winner if you ask me.

And Kamden chose the pattern I created last year. I should quit my day job, no?

This year we carved with friends because, gasp, this friend mentioned that they might not actually carve their pumpkins otherwise. This is Halloween sacrilege to me. Pumpkins will not go uncarved on my watch.

"It's time for your lobotomy, Ned" to quote Calvin.

The boys went as Transformers this year. I love how they like to dress up as similar characters. Wonder how long it will last?

They each went Trick or Treating with their best pals and brought home enough candy for 5 kids. Honestly, we still have some from last year. I threw some of it out but just couldn't through out the good chocolate bars. Funny since we don't seem to eat them.

It was a good one. Holidays are so much fun with kids. I can't wait for Christmas.

If you are interested, aka Jack and Kamden's grandparents, more pictures can be found here.

Happy Halloween

By day, mild mannered members of the squash family.


By night, glowing orbs.


Happy Halloween, may it be filled with ghost, goblins and chocolate treats!
(especially the chocolate treats - have you test tasted them yet? VERY important part of Halloween, don't forget!)

That 70's Post

You are wondering if we went back in time to that lovely decade when ugly was cool? No, we were trying to look like Sonny and Cher. I got you babe!

Do you like the 'stache? He was going for Sonny Bono, we all think he looks more like Dirk Diggler. Don't know who that is? That's good. That means you didn't watch a terrible movie called Boogie Nights. We only could stand about half of it about 10 years ago.

Ain't he hot?

I think so.

And I am particularly smokin' in this lovely black and neon ensemble circa 1974 or so. Thankfully it was only $5 at the second hand store. Like my wig?

We had a blast at the Halloween party hosted by Candace. We bobbed for apples - I was terrible at that.

Oh and the kids were there too, did I forget to mention that?

And we played pin the tail on the witch. My glasses were very helpful.

It was good food and good times with a little 6 year old attitude thrown it. Thanks for a great time Candace!

Thankful

We had a wonderful Thanksgiving and here are some of the most important reasons to be thankful:

My cup runneth over. I wish the same for all of you.