Do you know what women should not do to themselves?
More than anything else, we should not feel the need to try on bikinis.
What was I thinking?
I have had two children. I have stretch marks. I have an umbilical hernia. I have flab that I fully believe has nothing to do with my intake of chocolate and everything to do with the fact that my belly housed two babies to a final weight of around 8 lbs on two separate occasions.
So why, oh why do I feel the need to torture myself by thinking that I might, just might, be fit enough to don a bikini?
It might just be that my cousin, who has also birthed two babies looks amazing in one.
Damn her and her flat abdomen.
I really love her but DAMN! I envy her flat tummy!
Oh and especially?
Don’t try one on and then stand next to the aforementioned cousin.
Go eat some chocolate instead. I know I am going to.
Oh and yes, I am PMSing. What's it to you?