Saturday, May 03, 2008

Oh Dear, Oh Dear

Dear people who try to take pictures at Stars on Ice,

Congratulations! You just paid $65 to spend 2 hours missing an amazing show to take really bad pictures.

See that guy down at the end with the telephoto lens as long as your forearm? See your point and shoot?

Do I need to draw you a picture?

I have one word for you if you want spectacular shots of the stars.

GOOGLE

Sincerely,
The person sitting behind you

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Dear Van (aka expensive piece of junk),

Thank you ever so much for serenading me all the way to and from Stars on Ice with your exceptionally loud dinging.

Oh and the varied beeping when I was stopped vs. when I accelerated?

Awesome.

Sincerely,

SO trading you in for less expensive and more fuel efficient junk



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20 comments:

Kristin said...

Thanks (once again) for a laugh. :)

teeni said...

Oh, Kami - bad weekend for shows I guess. I was at a laser show with TGH Friday night and it was set to music by U2 and one ubercool young man kept yelling out "Woo," as if he were at a concert. It was kinda funny the fist time or two but he continued it during the whole show and just came across as a total ass. Someone yelled at him to shut up once and he did for about five minutes. Then it was back to being a real class act. I don't know what people are thinking sometimes.

Angella said...

OK. I need more details.

Apparently today sucked? Yes?

LaskiGal said...

You know, I never understand why some people are concerned with taking pics like that (I am guilty of doing that in the past as well--why the heck did I need to take pics of the show at Sea World I'll never, ever know--I missed out on so much trying to land the perfect shot that was most definitely available online!).

Hannah said...

Hmm, those 2 things don't sound good. But what about the show, was it good??

Lori said...

too funny!

Misty said...

I ditto Kristin's comment.

Elaine A. said...

You crack me up! HA HA HA!

Sorry to laugh at your misery, but you just make it so funny. Your fault not mine. ; )

Anna-borderline-bonkers-banana :) said...

My goodness! Where have I been, I am behind on my blog reading to say the least, some how I figure that when I don't post the world stops, ha, I have so much catching up to do!

mamatucci said...

In a moment like that I want to bonk the person like those V8 commercials!and say duh!

Stacie said...

lol. sounds like a great time ;)

Karen MEG said...

So was the show good, at least what you could see of it? Hope he didn't have a big head o hair at least!!
yeah, I don't get that, although I'm sure I've been guilty of similar things.
I also hate when my van makes rude noises at me.
Hope your week gets better, Kami, and sorry for laughing, but you are too hilarious!

Kellan said...

Hey Kami! Hope you have been well - I have missed you and just came over to say HI!! See you soon - Kellan

Stacy said...

LOL! Love the part about googling pictures...so, so true!

Lori said...

check out my blog... I've tagged you for a meme!

Natalie said...

that is too funny!!! I agree...you can't take good pictures at things like that...why bother!

KATE said...

I love your letters ~ ha ha

Kari & Kijsa said...

Thanks for the smiles!! Have a great one!

blessings,
kari & kijsa

Tracey said...

So true! Hope your van isn't too costly to replace...

Anonymous said...

hee hee ... too funny!