Oh Dear, Oh Dear

Dear people who try to take pictures at Stars on Ice,

Congratulations! You just paid $65 to spend 2 hours missing an amazing show to take really bad pictures.

See that guy down at the end with the telephoto lens as long as your forearm? See your point and shoot?

Do I need to draw you a picture?

I have one word for you if you want spectacular shots of the stars.

GOOGLE

Sincerely,
The person sitting behind you

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Dear Van (aka expensive piece of junk),

Thank you ever so much for serenading me all the way to and from Stars on Ice with your exceptionally loud dinging.

Oh and the varied beeping when I was stopped vs. when I accelerated?

Awesome.

Sincerely,

SO trading you in for less expensive and more fuel efficient junk